Carbon Fiber Toilet Seat - Go Faster
What’s so special about carbon fiber? Well, ask any racer and they’ll tell you “it makes you go faster”. Ask your doctor about fiber and he/she will likely tell you that it keeps you regular and helps you go. Use whatever excuse you need to pick up a bad boy carbon fiber toilet seat, really.
Ok, not really, but I do think a carbon fiber toilet would look incredible in a bachelors bathroom. Wait, another excuse to spend $200.00 on one of these, how’s this? When I go, I go fast or maybe this… It’s not worth going if you can’t go fast. Maybe Vin Diesel said it best in the Chronicles of Riddick movie - There’s only one speed, mine, so if you can’t keep up don’t step up or you’ll just die. It has a ring of truth, don’t go = die…
Ok, I can’t find a good excuse to justify the cost, can you? These are available on Amazon, eBay and from your favorite retailer but I bet if you ask the guys down at the speed shop they’d gladly throw one together for you.